Mary's Amazing Alpaca POOP Plant Fertilizer
Yep! You read that right, we're selling alpaca poo, crap, Caca, sh**!
But after you stop laughing, read on. Our plants are LOVING it!
ALPACA POO is a WONDERFUL fertilizer, and Mary's Alpaca Poo is extra wonderful.
Meet Mary’s Alpaca Poop+ Pods, a specially formulated breakthrough in natural, healthy, organic plant care.
GIVE YOUR PLANTS THE LIFE THEY DESERVE.
“WHEN YOU THINK OF YOUR PLANTS AS LEAFY PETS, YOU ENJOY FEEDING THEM DELICIOUS NUTRITION TOO!”
—Mary Forte, Creator of Mary’s Alpaca Poop+
WHY ALPACA AS A FERTILIZER?
Alpaca manure has the highest and best-balanced nutritional content of any livestock manure. In fact, horticulturists call this manure "black gold".
Alpacas digest their food for up to 63 hours. The result is a complete digestion of food.
Mary's Organic Alpaca Poop Plant Food Fertilizer comes from lush pastures in Northern Virginia, where protein content regularly reaches 25% or higher.
Added in is a supplement of quality orchard grass, alfalfa, and grain formulations. Add fungi and yucca for root enhancement and solubility and you have a custom artisan blend of the best plant fertilizer available on the planet.
Mary's Alpaca Poop+ is rich in organics and micro nutrients for a completely balanced meal that is immediately absorbed.
MARY'S ALPACA POOP IS GREAT FOR YOUR PLANTS:
- Efficient. Water and feed your plants in one clean, easy-to-use application
- Safe. Absolutely safe for kids and pets. More than just convenient; it's made for your home.
- Organic. Alpaca manure is proven to be the best organic fertilizer
- Clean. 100% free of parasites, weed seeds and harmful pathogens found in raw manure
- Odorless. Clean, no mess, no smell. Won't attract insects or pests
- Easy. No Risk of over dosing your plants. Great to start seedlings too
- Preventative. Plants are disease-resistant. Everyone is a pro with Poop+
- Balanced. Macro/micronutrients. All the nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium/potash (roughly 2:3:2 NPK). Teeming with beneficial microorganisms.
- Plus. Specially composted Alpaca manure + Mycorrrhizal fungi and Yucca blended to create Poop+. Patent Pending.
I drop a Poop+POD into my watering-can and let it dissolve. Stir vigorously after a few minutes. Some sudsing is normal (and fun to watch).When you see a residue on the top of the water - it’s fully hydrated and ready for your plants!” — Mary F
Mary's POO is made up of healthy living organisms for your plant's pleasure. They need oxygen so if you mix up Mary's Poo with water, then wait to use it, make sure the mixture can get oxygen so the living beings can breath.
Product Size: 10 "POOP+" Pods; makes 10 Gallons of nutritious Plant Food